New Year’s resolutions are as much a part of the festivities as the countdown itself. The world seems to have a collective agreement that January 1st is the magical day to reinvent yourself. You hear people saying things like, “This year, I will lose 10 kilos,” or “This is the year I’ll finally read that book on my shelf.” But amidst all these lofty goals, there’s one resolution that no one ever makes—yet perhaps it should be at the top of our lists: “I resolve to procrastinate more.”
Yes, you read that correctly. While others are scrambling to build healthier habits and form productive routines, why not embrace the joy of procrastination? Why set yourself up for failure with unrealistic expectations when you can honor the ancient art of doing everything later?
The Science of Procrastination
Let’s be honest: procrastination isn’t just a bad habit; it’s a lifestyle choice. In fact, procrastination is practically an art form, perfected by every college student, office worker, and parent juggling 10 different things. And it’s backed by science. Researchers have shown that procrastination is a deeply ingrained psychological behavior, often linked to avoiding uncomfortable tasks. What if we stop fighting it and just give in to the inevitable?
In the fast-paced world we live in, there’s almost a societal pressure to always be “on”—to hustle 24/7 and be constantly productive. But perhaps the true rebel is the one who resists this demand. Why hustle when you can enjoy a good, long scroll through social media while your to-do list quietly gathers dust in the background?
Procrastination: The Secret to a More Relaxed Life
When was the last time you made a list of resolutions, only to find that the sheer thought of completing them made you feel overwhelmed? Well, with this resolution, there’s no stress. Forget deadlines, forget pushing yourself to start a new fitness routine—let’s focus on what really matters: doing absolutely nothing for as long as possible.
Instead of squeezing yourself into a gym session, why not spend that precious time rewatching your favorite TV shows? The most productive thing you’ll do is empty your snack stash and, of course, catch up on episodes of shows you claim “you’ve been meaning to watch.” But hey, it’s still a win, right?
Embrace Your Inner Sloth
Imagine waking up every morning with a sense of purpose. Not the “I must conquer the world” purpose—but the satisfaction of knowing that today’s agenda includes only one thing: pushing every task until tomorrow. It’s the beauty of not caring about deadlines, goals, or responsibility—just living in the moment.
Want to read that book gathering dust on your shelf? Well, it’s not going anywhere. Let’s be real—who needs a book when you can get an instant dose of knowledge from five-minute YouTube videos or the latest memes?
Your to-do list? It will wait. The laundry pile? It’s probably happier being left untouched. That project for work? Well, it’s your boss’s problem now, not yours. You’re living in the now, after all.
Procrastination as a Creative Process
Here’s the twist—procrastination isn’t just about being lazy; it’s about making room for creativity. Haven’t you ever had your best ideas come to you at the last possible moment? Those late-night revelations when you’re finally awake at 3 a.m. and decide, “Yes, I will finish that task”—just in time for the deadline.
Procrastination lets you nurture your inner genius. You’ve got a unique creative flow that kicks in under pressure. You work best when there’s a little panic involved—procrastination is just the warm-up act for your greatest moments of brilliance.
The Social Benefits of Procrastination
Let’s not forget the social advantages of this resolution. If you’re constantly pushing things off, you’ll have a great excuse for why you didn’t attend that social event, finish that task, or catch up with that person. “Oh, I meant to, but I was so busy doing absolutely nothing! It’s a lifestyle, you know?”
And then there’s the joy of bragging about your procrastination skills. “Oh, I meant to start working on that, but honestly, I just haven’t gotten around to it. I’m saving it for the last minute—it’s my artistic process.” It’s practically a superpower.
The Reality Check
Of course, there are some risks to this life of blissful delay. Your inbox might start to resemble a horror show, and you might find yourself running on adrenaline at the last possible moment. But who needs stress when you’ve got the soothing reassurance of knowing you’ve mastered the fine art of pushing things away?
At the end of the day, isn’t the purpose of New Year’s resolutions to create habits that make you happy? And if procrastination brings you peace of mind, then surely this is the most wholesome resolution of all.
So, here’s to you, procrastinators of the world. Let’s embrace the chaos, forget about tomorrow’s problems, and live our best, delayed lives. After all, there’s always next year to get started on that resolution, right?
